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16 October 2012 @ 08:04 am
Good morning absurdity  

Which would you rather see?

The pope shitting in the woods
6(10.9%)
A bear putting on pants one leg at a time
49(89.1%)
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I'm feeling: chipperchipper
 
 
 
Bad Rabbitzzbottom on October 16th, 2012 12:26 pm (UTC)
A pope gets no privacy. If I was a pope and shitting in the woods, I know it would wind up on TMZ. If I was a bear and the pants didn't fit, I'd shred them and say "What the heck, I'm a bear. Who's going to give me a hard time about being pantsless"?
Blue Gargantuabluegargantua on October 16th, 2012 01:11 pm (UTC)

Is why Bear is national animal of Nopantsistan.

later
Tom
"Radioactive" Richradioactiverich on October 16th, 2012 02:53 pm (UTC)
I don't see why I have to choose. Embrace the power of "AND"!
Will O'the Wispwotw on October 16th, 2012 03:55 pm (UTC)
Neither option seems to offer sufficient lesbian content.
Boring Nerdsignsoflife on October 16th, 2012 04:39 pm (UTC)
The bear might be a lesbian.
Blue Gargantuabluegargantua on October 16th, 2012 05:04 pm (UTC)

Heck, the Pope might be a lesbian.

A butchy, self-loathing lesbian.

later
Tom
Boring Nerd: you're a kitty!signsoflife on October 16th, 2012 06:33 pm (UTC)
I'll basically take a bear over a pope any day of the week. Unless she's, like, a Space Pope of some kind. Then I'd be curious.
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Boring Nerd: you're a kitty!signsoflife on October 16th, 2012 08:18 pm (UTC)
I appear to have forgotten the power of "and".
Will O'the Wispwotw on October 16th, 2012 05:11 pm (UTC)
That is *so* *hot*.
Sapere Audeprimal_pastry on October 18th, 2012 12:55 pm (UTC)
Meh. I help people poop all the time. I've never seen a bear put on pants.