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15 October 2010 @ 03:01 pm
no offense fitb  
No offense, but ____________________________
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Jonathan Woodward: Me Arms Fist BWwoodwardiocom on October 15th, 2010 07:04 pm (UTC)
No offense, but you're kidding, right?
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Misanthropic extrovertdbang on October 15th, 2010 08:00 pm (UTC)
No offense but I hate fill-in-the-blanks.
mirandamissionista on October 15th, 2010 08:01 pm (UTC)
"You're an idiot and the world would be a better place if you stepped in front of a bus. And I mean that in the nicest possible way."
Kcatkcatalyst on October 15th, 2010 09:51 pm (UTC)
Nothing can sensibly complete an utterance that begins "no offense".
E. K. Mangosteenmangosteen on October 16th, 2010 12:57 am (UTC)
"No offense, but just.... stop talking."

Edited at 2010-10-16 12:57 am (UTC)
harimad on October 16th, 2010 01:41 am (UTC)
... you don't know what you're talking about.

(In response to a blog commenter who announced her intention to give up sugar in favor of "natural sweeteners.")
Co-conspirator of Squee: temptationmuffyjo on October 16th, 2010 04:52 am (UTC)
...hating is so last year!
David Policardpolicar on October 16th, 2010 02:14 pm (UTC)
I went through a period some time back of appending "no offense" to more or less arbitrary phrases, just to see people's reactions.

"That's a really nice shirt on you... no offense."
"No offense, but I don't know where the staff meeting is happening."
"Excuse me? Sir? No offense, but I think you dropped your wallet back there."
"Yes, I'd like a small chocolate cup, please. No offense."
...etc.

Eventually I got bored with it, but it gave me some of the best double-takes I've ever gotten.