I keep chocolates on my desk for people to stop by and snack on. It's a great way of encouraging people to drop by and say hello. Today, this exchange happened: Coworker: MMMmmm, malted milk balls! Me: Yeah, they're kind of a problem, aren't they? Coworker: I mean this in the nicest way possible: you're kind of a problem. Me: *cracks up* Still the best job ever!