A few months ago, I posted about addressing emails in a fun way in a work setting, and several of you gave me good ideas, and the framework for others.

Today, I sent an email to my groups regarding our new pool table with this opener:

Good afternoon, pool sharks, pool rays, pool skates, and other pool chondrichthyes

So far, I've received 50 style points, a vote for best email of 2012, and a marriage proposal.

Which is to say: Thanks everyone for your help!