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17 January 2013 @ 01:05 pm
If you were a kitchen utensil, what would you be, and why?
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I'm feeling: chipperchipper
... in a handbasketinahandbasket on January 17th, 2013 06:13 pm (UTC)
Stainless steel spatula/flipper. You know, the one you reach for whenever you need some generic implement...

Jack of all trades, master of none.
ruthless compassion: birch flirtaroraborealis on January 17th, 2013 06:29 pm (UTC)
I'd be a serving spoon. Good for serving a crowd, and also will do in a pinch as a ladle or to whack or pry a stuck lid. Also, round and shiny!
Mizarchivist: Dorkmizarchivist on January 17th, 2013 06:50 pm (UTC)
My instinct was silicone stirring spatula, the kind that's one whole piece, rather than a relatively rigid head on a wooden body. The one we have has nice curves and good at cleaning up the stuck bits without being too abrasive. It's flexible but not a push-over.

OK. That seems ridiculously appropriate. I am a spatula.
Mizarchivist: Uva (Butch)mizarchivist on January 17th, 2013 09:11 pm (UTC)
Also, I do tend to stir things up if left to my own devices. Mwahahaa
Yagayagagriswold on January 17th, 2013 07:13 pm (UTC)
Chef's knife. Sharp, weighty, useful. Considered intimidating by the unfamiliar, but indispensable to those who know its strengths.
unintentionally intimidatingcoraline on January 17th, 2013 09:43 pm (UTC)
"Radioactive" Richradioactiverich on January 17th, 2013 07:23 pm (UTC)
If I _were_ a kitchen utensil? Heck, I _am_ a kitchen utensil!

Alright, I'd be a nice sharp veggie peeler. It's one of the few items in my kitchen drawer that has a name ("trusty rusty".)
funner'n a sack a weaselsmoominmolly on January 17th, 2013 07:24 pm (UTC)
I'm totally a jar opener. Stronger than you'd think!
The Hebrew Hammercock: pic#820100hammercock on January 17th, 2013 07:29 pm (UTC)
I want to say "runcible spoon," but that's only because I like the word "runcible."
Martha42itous on January 17th, 2013 08:01 pm (UTC)
Does a Ball jar count as a utensil?

If not a jar, then I'd be a whisk.
ruthless compassion: martini handsaroraborealis on January 17th, 2013 08:02 pm (UTC)
Sure, a ball jar can count!
harimad on January 17th, 2013 08:24 pm (UTC)
Good quality chef's knife, without a doubt.
- basic necessity in the area,
- deceptively simple in design,
- sharp *and* pointed,
- multi-, practically omni-cultural,
- inaccessible and indeed a little scary to newbies, but
- significant up-front investment pays off in the long run, and
- a little constant tending makes heavy-duty maintenance a very rare thing.

I wonder what someone who knows me would say? Or someone who knows me only online?
Ninja Monkey (aka. Noah): Ninja Monkeywanderyng1 on January 18th, 2013 02:54 am (UTC)
I would be a silpat because I'm frequently used in baking and the production of candy.
Also, most things will not stick to me.

Edited at 2013-01-18 02:54 am (UTC)
m.entrope on January 18th, 2013 01:54 pm (UTC)
This is completely perfect. :)
Mouseketeer Stigmatatrom on January 18th, 2013 03:40 pm (UTC)
I'd be a potholder because I'm good at handling hot things...