This article about Virginia's new policy on cul-de-sacs is making me giggle.
There are robbers, everywhere, and they want to steal your children. Then they want to sell them on the South Asian black market for a few Euros. It is called Globalization. And the only way to protect the family unit from Globalization is the cul-de-sac, that marvel of suburban planning that prevents criminals from escaping on through roads, after stealing your children.
And now the state of Virginia wants to destroy cul-de-sacs. Why does Virginia want robbers to steal your children?</blockquote