Today, I don't have to rant about them, because this article does it for me. I'm taking notes from it for my next rant, too:
* SUVs not safer
* more dangerous, in fact
* SUV drivers more self-centered and jerky
* SUVs STILL bad for the environment
Get a goddamn minivan ferchristsake.
Okay, so a little rant. I'm done now, though. Really.