ruthless compassion (aroraborealis) wrote,
ruthless compassion
aroraborealis

bwahahaha!

Date: Fri, 19 Aug 2005 11:06:45 -0700
From: The U.S. Naval Reserve - info@navalreserve.rsc03.com
Reply-To: The U.S. Naval Reserve - info.navalreserve@tmp.com
To: aroraborealis@livejournal.com
Subject: We viewed your resume on Monster


Dear Rosa,

Did you know that your particular skills and interest in a career
with the government could serve you well in the U.S. Naval Reserve?

As someone who works in the government sector, you know the pride
that comes from serving your community, your state or your country.
In the Naval Reserve, you can extend your service to include helping
to safeguard your country's citizens and protect its shores. In
exchange for your dedication and part-time commitment, you will gain
unique, career-enhancing skills and leadership abilities and receive
countless benefits and rewards

One of the greatest benefits of joining our force is that you won't
have to sacrifice your personal life to serve. Your training sessions
will almost always be with the Naval Reserve unit located closest to
your home.

Click here to see some of the many opportunities available to you in
the Naval Reserve. Or, if you would like a Naval Reserve
representative to contact you directly, click here.


This'll have me laughing all afternoon. They really must be getting desperate if they think someone with my skills and interests is right for the reserves.
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