Him: Hi, is Trina there?
Me: No, Trina doesn't live here.
Him: Okay, I'll call back some oth... wait, she doesn't live there?
Him: Oh. Uh. Okay, thanks.
(Now, as kjc pointed out in my last silly phone post, Trina did, in fact, used to live here, but it's been quite a while, and it's odd that she's getting a spurt of calls now, when this hasn't been the case in the last 18 months or so that I've lived here. I'm completely tickled, however, that everyone who's calling for her seems to have their conversational autopilot switched on.)