I was due for new luggage, anyway, so I went online and browsed around. And I've just purchased my first-ever matching luggage set! In red! How exciting! (It's the little things.) I disregarded Adam's advice to get Samsonite, because I'm too cheap, and macthud's advice to get luggage from BJ's because I'm too impatient, and I got 10% off, and free shipping from ebags.
I feel so... so yuppie!