I was somewhere watery (like Venice, but not Venice) with lots of people, including a cute boy, who was chasing me, both of us in boats, and then I was chasing him. Then he was trying to steal a big pile of thinly sliced onion rings (like, big enough that he was using a pitchfork) to make carmelized onions, but his boat didn't have butter! MY boat had butter. So I got my "driver" (Alan Cumming) to catch us up to his boat, and I talked him into giving ME the onions. That's when I burst out laughing and woke myself up.
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funny dreams: the importance of carmelized onions
I was somewhere watery (like Venice, but not Venice) with lots of people, including a cute boy, who was chasing me, both of us in boats, and then I was chasing him. Then he was trying to steal a big pile of thinly sliced onion rings (like, big enough that he was using a pitchfork) to make carmelized onions, but his boat didn't have butter! MY boat had butter. So I got my "driver" (Alan Cumming) to catch us up to his boat, and I talked him into giving ME the onions. That's when I burst out laughing and woke myself up.
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