hungryHow do you like your bacon?
Crispy!
45(56.2%)
Chewy!
29(36.2%)
Facon!
5(6.2%)
Bacon is made from animals, you sick fuck!
1(1.2%)
Mmm, animals! What kinds of bacon?
Any and all bacon is delicious!
16(20.0%)
Pig!
20(25.0%)
Wild Boar!
0(0.0%)
Duck!
0(0.0%)
Turkey!
3(3.8%)
Fake!
5(6.2%)
I am offended by this question.
0(0.0%)
And in conclusion:
Bacon.
71(100.0%)
