him: So I had a shitty experience at Chameleon in Harvard Square for tattoos! Don't go there!
me: I had a mediocre experience for piercing, too! Here's what happened ...
him: Oh, yeah? One of these ...? *flips earrings*
me: Noooo, it's ... elsewhere.
him: Oh, oops, yeah, I guess that was a dangerous question to ask!
Hilarious.