The phone rings; I answer:
me: No, she isn't in on Mondays
man: Wendy? It's [the dude who rubbed me the wrong way last week]
me: No, this is Rosa.
dude: Rosa! I thought it was Wendy with a head cold.
dude: Do YOU have a head cold?
me: No, I don't.
dude: Well, I was just calling about [blah blah blah]. I mean, good! That you don't have a cold.
me: Yeah, thanks. I'll tell Hillary you called.