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06 December 2010 @ 10:33 am
I can't make this shit up  
The scene: my office.

The phone rings; I answer:

man: Hillary?
me: No, she isn't in on Mondays
man: Wendy? It's [the dude who rubbed me the wrong way last week]
me: No, this is Rosa.
dude: Rosa! I thought it was Wendy with a head cold.
me: Nope!
dude: Do YOU have a head cold?
me: No, I don't.
dude: Well, I was just calling about [blah blah blah]. I mean, good! That you don't have a cold.
me: Yeah, thanks. I'll tell Hillary you called.

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I'm feeling: irritatedirritated yet amused
born from jets!!!catness on December 6th, 2010 03:48 pm (UTC)
Wow. This guy is a winner.
blkblk on December 6th, 2010 03:54 pm (UTC)
He should really put down that shovel.
Coscos on December 6th, 2010 04:02 pm (UTC)
... except he probably doesn't realize he's in a hole.
Chip: barfceo on December 6th, 2010 04:33 pm (UTC)
Shovel? Backhoe, more like.
veek on December 6th, 2010 05:17 pm (UTC)

Holy shit.
Medyanimedyani on December 7th, 2010 05:01 pm (UTC)
I really REALLY want you to set this guy up for some kind of practical "joke." Not that he'll gain consciousness, but it could be really fun, in only a slightly evil way.