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13 September 2011 @ 10:13 pm
qotd: first rule of public restrooms  
What is the first rule of public restrooms?
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stephanie m. clarksonthespian on September 14th, 2011 02:18 am (UTC)
pee in the toilet/urinal.
Beahbeah on September 14th, 2011 02:22 am (UTC)
Check for toilet paper before you sit down
ceelove on September 14th, 2011 02:34 am (UTC)
This, plus watch out for fluids on the seat and floor
Mark Donnelly: oddfacemeadmaker on September 14th, 2011 02:23 am (UTC)
If possible, make sure that there is at least one toilet stall between you and the next person ;)
Scheherazade is my patron saint.a_kosmos on September 14th, 2011 02:40 am (UTC)
You do not talk about PUBLIC RESTROOMS. Second rule of public restrooms,you DO NOT talk about PUBLIC RESTROOMS.
A little nightnacht_musik on September 14th, 2011 04:01 am (UTC)
That.
Also, perhaps, you DO NOT TALK ON THE PHONE in PUBLIC RESTROOMS.
Scheherazade is my patron saint.a_kosmos on September 14th, 2011 04:06 am (UTC)
I always flush unnecessarily when I hear people on their cell phones in public restrooms.
inkedandkinkedinkedandkinked on September 14th, 2011 03:07 am (UTC)
Don't piss into the wind
Mouseketeer Stigmatatrom on September 14th, 2011 03:51 am (UTC)
Wide stance...
Susan Constantsconstant on September 14th, 2011 12:23 pm (UTC)
If either of two people in a public restroom wants to pretend that the other person is not there, the other person is obliged to join that pretense, except insofar as it inconveniences that other person more than a small amount, and except insofar as the first person appears to be in either a small amount of distress which the other person can alleviate ("oh, here, I have a band aid / wet wipe / tissue") or a large amount of distress unignorable by the other person ("oh, honey, it'll be ok"; "stay in here, I'm calling the cops")
sabriel_sabriel_ on September 15th, 2011 12:52 am (UTC)
*unless, of course, the paramedics are there already, and the person and the general vicinity is covered in blood, then it is perfectly ok to pretend the other person is not there and nothing unusual is happening.....
(which is what I encountered at a public restroom recently, not as the person covered in blood.)
metagnatmetagnat on September 14th, 2011 12:59 pm (UTC)
If you can't bring yourself to sit on the seat, you'd better wipe up after yourself. If you can't bring yourself to wipe up, sit on the damn seat so you don't get fluids every-damn-where.
Kcatkcatalyst on September 14th, 2011 03:21 pm (UTC)
Yes!
sabriel_sabriel_ on September 15th, 2011 12:49 am (UTC)
YES, this.
naiadnaiad on September 15th, 2011 05:31 pm (UTC)
Yes yes a thousand times yes! Or, if you're not going to sit on it, lift it like a guy. I don't even care if you put it back down, as long as you don't pee on it! Some of us are too short to hover without sitting.
Chris Xnminusone on September 14th, 2011 04:32 pm (UTC)
To quote Dr. Cox, "Eyes front, no talking."
viellen on September 15th, 2011 12:03 am (UTC)
Don't pee on people.
Ninja Monkey (aka. Noah): Sokka Not Amusedwanderyng1 on September 15th, 2011 04:59 am (UTC)
The first rule of public restrooms is do not talk in public restrooms.

Seriously...no one should be striking up conversations at the urinal or anywhere else in there.