ruthless compassion (aroraborealis) wrote,
ruthless compassion
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Wow, the internet has come a long way

I got this exciting news by way of a website that only required me to put in my name (or initials) to get these important and accurate results:



Well then.

I bet I can get a pretty quick and easy abortion via the same website, or a sister site.

Hm, is "sister" inappropriate to say in this context?

In conclusion: This is a real thing?


Okay, it's not a real thing. Phew!






Because, really, Ralph Nader? I'm just glad they let you pick another father if you don't like the first one.
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