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17 September 2011 @ 09:33 pm
Wow, the internet has come a long way  
I got this exciting news by way of a website that only required me to put in my name (or initials) to get these important and accurate results:

Well then.

I bet I can get a pretty quick and easy abortion via the same website, or a sister site.

Hm, is "sister" inappropriate to say in this context?

In conclusion: This is a real thing?

Okay, it's not a real thing. Phew!

Because, really, Ralph Nader? I'm just glad they let you pick another father if you don't like the first one.
I'm feeling: confusedwtf
Ninja Monkey (aka. Noah): Ninja Kirbywanderyng1 on September 18th, 2011 01:42 am (UTC)
Whoa...Burning Man was really exciting this year then eh? If I go next year do I think I can get knocked up by Ralph Nader as well?
ruthless compassion: laughteraroraborealis on September 18th, 2011 01:03 pm (UTC)
Honestly, I bet you don't even have to wait that long!
Ninja Monkey (aka. Noah)wanderyng1 on September 18th, 2011 01:32 pm (UTC)
True but this seems like a "save it for a special event" kind of thing.
veek on September 18th, 2011 02:51 am (UTC)
wild, predictable abandoncontessagrrl on September 18th, 2011 06:53 am (UTC)
just to be clear:

if you get knocked up by ralph nader, I AM LEAVING YOU.
ruthless compassion: blech!aroraborealis on September 18th, 2011 01:05 pm (UTC)
Oh, believe me: if I ever get knocked up by Nader, I'm leaving MYSELF. So that works out.
Stable Strangeletcuthalion on September 18th, 2011 09:39 am (UTC)
They didn't even update or edit out the date on the ultrasound picture. Lazy!
traballenguastraballenguas on September 18th, 2011 11:45 am (UTC)
Hmm, I initially was found to be barren, without child. But a retest showed I will have a baby girl.

Of course, the father is Bill O'Reilly. I've been loofah'd. Damn.
lazyzlazyz on September 18th, 2011 02:45 pm (UTC)
What next!??!!
Co-conspirator of Squeemuffyjo on September 19th, 2011 02:31 am (UTC)
Impressive. With an emphasis on the Imp.